Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
