I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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