I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
you never un-have a 4some
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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