Dual....:-)
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
