It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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