I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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