gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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