What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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