So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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