We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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