Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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