im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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