He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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