The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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