i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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