I must be too annoying 4 u.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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