Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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