He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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