So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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