her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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