The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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