hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
one might say we're banned from that church
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She just used a chaser for red wine.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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