Non-Jews are for practice
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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