I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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