What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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