apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize