Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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