I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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