And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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