Bisexual people are plain selfish.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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