You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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