i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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