he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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