My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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