i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she peed on how many people?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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