no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Randomize
