I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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