Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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