I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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