Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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