just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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