we have pet lesbian snakes
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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