Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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