guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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