I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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