I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Sorry about my life...
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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