Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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