If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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