She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
