I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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