dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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