The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
