Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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