Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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