just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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