Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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